heather

ayyyyy lmao

joshpeck:

this is how my little sister and i text

(via shut-uhp)

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

image

(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

friend who lives hundreds of miles away:

i made food

me:

can i have some

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

(Source: laterspeasants, via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via cake-frosting-you-idiot)

chezzr:

frombitchtobeast:

Relationship goals

literally

(Source: deancassnapchats, via allbymyselflove)

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via stiiles--stilinskii)

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(via allbymyselflove)

sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

(Source: 3-41am, via cake-frosting-you-idiot)