ayyyyy lmao


reblog this if cheese is important

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changing facebook profile pics are a very stressful and traumatic experience i go through every 2 years

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Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now

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Idea for a two-volume book series:

Book one:

a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep

Book two:

the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

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went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

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my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend 

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subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns


subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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thank god that period cramps are part of the whole im not pregnant shindig. im so fucking happy that i get to feel like someone is literally replacing my uterus with a large 3 wick candle while im just laying there. thats fucking awesome. bleeding out of my vagina for days and being bloated is good enough, but now i get to experience the sensation of being shot with a rifle right in my uterus. mother nature is amazing this is so fucking great. this is awesome

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Why am I awake who summoned me

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I found my senior quote.

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Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint

He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the men she’d been with…


one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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